Kurkur HoNkS

crimefighterrin:

white hair

half ghoul

makes a man go-

Tres bien!

(via pax-vesania)

outrageouswizardofnottingham:

Its horrible that we live in a world where this is happening

(Source: crawfords-slut, via pax-vesania)

I don’t give head, I give head, shoulders, knees and toes.

clemsnetwork:

Application // Network Page  
Hello, and welcome to the C.L.E.M.S Network, where you can meet all sorts of new friends from various fandoms and common interests!!
a skype group chat will be made, and we might play online games and stuff too!
i dont want to be a stickler, but i have to lay down some rules:
be nice and kind and respectful
you must be following this blog 
fill out the application and reblog this post!
track the tag ” clemsnetwork “
this is optional, but still cool: maybe follow the people who started this network? - C L E M S
any fandoms, games, groups, WHATEVER, is fine. also, anyone and everyone can apply!
were not entirely sure of what the main focus of the network is, so for now it will be a generalized - well - anything you want!
have any questions? ask this blog, or my blog for answers!

clemsnetwork:

Application // Network Page  

Hello, and welcome to the C.L.E.M.S Network, where you can meet all sorts of new friends from various fandoms and common interests!!

a skype group chat will be made, and we might play online games and stuff too!

i dont want to be a stickler, but i have to lay down some rules:

  • be nice and kind and respectful
  • you must be following this blog 
  • fill out the application and reblog this post!
  • track the tag ” clemsnetwork “
  • this is optional, but still cool: maybe follow the people who started this network? - C L E M S

any fandoms, games, groups, WHATEVER, is fine. also, anyone and everyone can apply!

were not entirely sure of what the main focus of the network is, so for now it will be a generalized - well - anything you want!

have any questions? ask this blog, or my blog for answers!

writingwithiron:

floating-head:

levis-dildo:

phantomhivefanatic:

suber:

If you watch anime click play I won’t ruin it for you.

I WAS NOT PREPARED!!!

HOLY SHIT WHAT WAS THAT

god damn it

i fucking knew it

(via pax-vesania)

wookiej:

Spanish Teacher: ¿Cómo estás?

Me: Estoy bitchin’

(Source: exploudinme, via yuenparadise)

smoking-crack-with-satan:

sosickweredead:

After 10 years of hearing kitchen, sandwich, driving, fake geek girls, being physically weak, and PMS Jokes. I do not care about hurting the feelings of boys with (stereotypically masculine)jokes.

the males offended by said jokes are said jokes. they are the dictionary definition of a “fuckboy.” no one (worth listening to) ever said you couldn’t.

(via yuenparadise)

tsarbucks:

i’m fluent in talking shit

(via yuenparadise)

mousathe14:

ankoku37:

brianthuff:

Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?

This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.

image

"You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead."

"You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable."

"You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude."

"You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer."

"You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room."

"In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”

"You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff."

"You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead."

"While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly."

I CANT BREATHE

(via nickfnry)