Kurkur HoNkS

terrifi8itch:

tigerhazard:

jamdoughnutmagician:

there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me

i just read these all outloud on skype and we’re cryign

(Source: neilcicierega, via pax-vesania)

pechyenka:

this isnt what grandmother wanted

(via luapin)

intrauterine:

"Depression is such a cruel punishment. There are no fevers, no rashes, no blood tests to send people scurrying in concern. Just the slow erosion of the self, as insidious as any cancer. And, like cancer, it is essentially a solitary experience. A room in hell with only your name on the door."

(Source: thissickwonderland, via grandson-of-gallifrey)

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

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(via pax-vesania)

skitzy-mitzi:

thank you all so much for 100+ followers! 

I’m sure putting up with my shitty blog has been a struggle for all of you, but on a positive note at least this isn’t a porn blog!

(via angel-jelly)

genderfluid-carlos:

ppl who don’t dress up for halloween bc it’s too childish are halloweak

(via angel-jelly)

starkid-nerdfighter:

starkid-nerdfighter:

An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

Guys this isnt even funny. Please stop.

(via angel-jelly)

cassietotallyjust:

In first grade I wanted to grow up to be a bird and one day I remember my neck and arms being covered in little red bumps and I thought the transformation was beginning and I ran to my teacher crying saying I wasn’t ready to become a bird yet and it turned out I was just allergic to yogurt and I wasn’t turning into a bird at all

(via angel-jelly)